Everyone loves celebrity merchandise (unless you are a person who hates every single celebrity on the planet), but things are really getting out of hand. I have seen some of the strangest merchandise in shops, and I would like to share them with you.
1. The singing toothbrush. I enjoy music and good dental hygiene as much as the next person, but a singing toothbrush! Really? Not only do these cost way more than an ordinary toothbrush, but they only play about two songs. It’s better to get a normal toothbrush and listen to unlimited music on YouTube.
2. The celebrity cake. This isn’t that strange, but a. the cakes are machine-made and probably don’t taste that good, and b. if you really are a true fan, why would you want to eat your idol’s face? Think about it.
3. The towel. This still isn’t that weird, but it’s disturbing if you think about it. You have just gotten out of a shower and the first thing you do is dry yourself with a picture of your idol’s face. Who doesn’t find that the least bit disturbing?
4. The drinking cup. They actually make these. Can’t you just get a normal cup and stick a picture of some celebrity on it with some sticky-tape?
And last but not least…
5. The condom. I have no idea where you get these and I don’t have much of an intention on finding out. I don’t want to get too involved with why this is strange, but believe me-it is.
Now can you guys please tell me why we need all of these things? There were a lot more things I could’ve added to this list, but I didn’t want to because I didn’t want to make your heads explode by how abnormal these things are. I also had to shorten this because the list would’ve gotten way too long.
Do you guys think that this celebrity merchandise is really really cool or that it’s just plain weird. If you have any stranger merchandise please tell me in the comment section below. Bye!