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Stupid Celebrity Merchandise

Everyone loves celebrity merchandise (unless you are a person who hates every single celebrity on the planet), but things are really getting out of hand. I have seen some of the strangest merchandise in shops, and I would like to share them with you.

1. The singing toothbrush. I enjoy music and good dental hygiene as much as the next person, but a singing toothbrush! Really? Not only do these cost way more than an ordinary toothbrush, but they only play about two songs. It’s better to get a normal toothbrush and listen to unlimited music on YouTube.

2. The celebrity cake. This isn’t that strange, but a. the cakes are machine-made and probably don’t taste that good, and b. if you really are a true fan, why would you want to eat your idol’s face? Think about it.

3. The towel. This still isn’t that weird, but it’s disturbing if you think about it. You have just gotten out of a shower and the first thing you do is dry yourself with a picture of your idol’s face. Who doesn’t find that the least bit disturbing?

4. The drinking cup. They actually make these. Can’t you just get a normal cup and stick a picture of some celebrity on it with some sticky-tape?

And last but not least…

5. The condom. I have no idea where you get these and I don’t have much of an intention on finding out. I don’t want to get too involved with why this is strange, but believe me-it is.

Now can you guys please tell me why we need all of these things? There were a lot more things I could’ve added to this list, but I didn’t want to because I didn’t want to make your heads explode by how abnormal these things are. I also had to shorten this because the list would’ve gotten way too long.
Do you guys think that this celebrity merchandise is really really cool or that it’s just plain weird. If you have any stranger merchandise please tell me in the comment section below. Bye!

The Bathtub Selfie

There has been some seriously weird photos going on Instagram, and the weirdest to me is the bathtub selfie. No, I am not joking: some celebrities are literally taking pictures of themselves during or straight after their cleaning time. Why would they do that? Seriously, who cares if they’re taking a bath?
Not only is this completely unnecessary, but it’s not the most hygienic thing in the world. Here are four reasons not to take a bathtub selfie.

1. The germs. Peoples’ phones have been everywhere, and that means a lot of bacteria is on your phone. I mean a lot, phones have the same amount of germs as the bottom of your shoe. So bathing and taking a selfie isn’t going to make much of a difference to your hygiene.

2. Phones and water do NOT mix. What happens if you drop your phone in the bathtub while taking a completely unnecessary bathtub selfie? Oh I know, your phone breaks. Not all people can afford a new phone! And let’s not forget that you could electrocute yourself by sending electric shots through your bathing water.

3. What ever happened to privacy? Seriously! Celebrities complain about the media ruining their private lives, but they are not helping themselves by taking a stupid bathtub selfie! That is just being a hypocrite. You complain about not getting any privacy, and then you take a picture of yourself taking a bath. How stupid is that?

4. TMI! I know that this is a bit like reason number three, but I do not need that much information about someone’s body. Unlike some people, I would like to leave a bit more to the imagination (not that I imagine any celebrities in their birthday suite. That’s just gross.).

I know that some of the celebrities who have been taking the bathtub selfie aren’t that shocking, but let’s go and name them anyways. Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson, Katy Perry, and Rihanna. Let’s not forget that in Katy Perry’s bathtub selfie, she is eating a pizza! Who eats a pizza in the bathtub, or any food in the bathtub to be more precise? The bathtub is for bathing, NOT for a public nude lunch!

Lesson of the Day: When it comes to selfies (no matter how un-useful they are) just smile. Don’t express how you’re feeling in the bathtub.

So what do you guys think about the bathtub selfie? Do you think that it’s the greatest invention in the world and you do it too? Or are you like me, who thinks that the bathtub selfie is just plain stupid?

One Direction on Drugs?!?!

First of all let me apologize for my bad use of punctuation. I’m just really shocked at hearing this news.
I regret having to type this but… a video leaked of One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik smoking marijuana while they were on their tour in Brazil. I would like to defend them by saying that maybe they didn’t know it was marijuana (since Zayn already smoked before and he could’ve offered Louis a cigarette thinking it was harmless) or that they were just testing it out to see what it smelt like so that they wouldn’t take it by mistake in the future- but I won’t, seeing as there really is no point in trying.
Okay let’s make one thing clear: they were in Brazil, and marijuana is for a fact legal in Brazil. I’m not saying that they were doing a good thing, I’m just pointing out that it wasn’t illegal when they did it. Let’s also make another thing clear: the video wasn’t leaked, Louis Tomlinson posted it on his Youtube channel.
After the video went viral the two boys took to Twitter and claimed that it was fake and that they were just trying to prank the other members of One Direction. But I think this just makes the truth seem more obvious, as nobody believes that they were pulling a prank on the other band members. Even if it really was fake, the reactions to it were not at all good.
Some fans said that the boys are old enough to make their own decisions and support them fully. Some other fans sold their tickets to the upcoming concerts for mere American cents. The most extreme thing that some ex fans did was film themselves BURNING their tickets to the concerts and posting them online! I get it, they’re angry but I think that they should at least get what they paid for!

I’m not supporting Louis and Zayn on this but I’m not going into a rage like other fans are. Let’s just say that I’m really disappointed in them okay? Like, REALLY disappointed. I’m just hoping that this will just be a one-time thing and that it won’t happen again. If it turns out not to be a one-time thing, I’ll hope they go into rehab about it. If they do neither of the first two options, I will personally fly over to where they are or going to be, give them a serious telling off and personally escort them to rehab and make sure that they stay there until they get over this drug thing. I know that it’s extreme, but I only want the best for them.
But we all have to agree on one thing, and that’s that the life of showbiz is tough and that they have to seem happy about everything they have to deal with. And let’s face it, drugs make you feel happy when you first start taking them, and that the boys have to seem happy all the time to make other people happy. I’m still not defending them, I’m just pointing out a fact. Another reason they have for taking the drugs and videotaping it and then posting it online is that they get more publicity for it. Just think about all this.

What do you guys think about all of this drama? Do you support the boys or are you against them?

Them

I am very excited to announce that a celebrity band has started to help fight poverty. Can you guess? If not, it’s 1Direction! I truly love it when celebrities help charity, because many kids chose celebrities for their role-models and whatever the celebrity does, the child does too. 1Direction are being so kind, and the only celebrities I know who help charity are Taylor Swift, Debby Ryan,  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Well, Angelina and Brad combine the money they have each earned for a year and they send it to charity with the usual of one billion dollars! Isn’t that amazing? I am hoping to inspire people right now, and say that if they can give all that money, can’t we try? I think we should. So organize something with your friends, have a bake sale or get a job and donate the money to charity. Just think of all the lives you could help, think about how much you have. Now think about what they have. I saw this video once, about all the poor people in Africa, and it nearly made me cry. It showed all the lives of those people, and what they don’t have. They don’t have food, water, possibly even clothes. There was this boy who was drinking from the water of a muddy puddle with a spoon. Imagine you doing that, how would you feel? I want all of you guys to think about them, think about the peace.